How to not be a criminal

Step one

The first thing you are going to do is make sure nobody is following you. Crimes only happen when other people are watching.

If there is nobody watching you then you couldn’t possibly be a criminal. Doesnt that make so much sense?

Of course it does

Step two

Next you will get money. Honest money that you earned from working a job. Where did you get a job in this economy? You know some people. And if you dont you will soon. Because everyone knows that people with money have no reason to commit crimes

Therefore, even if people were watching you, they wouldnt catch you doing a crime because you have no reason to do a crime because you have money

Step 3

This last step is very easy, just dont commit a crime. What else did you expect me to say? That rich people with nobody watching them can commit crimes without being caught? That would be ridiculous.

Nobody is above the law, dont do crimes and you wont be a criminal